This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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