careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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