I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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