Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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