I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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