Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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