This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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