Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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