Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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