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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.

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  You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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• (858): View more from California

  she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.

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• (559): View more from California

  Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.

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