Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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