Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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