How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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