WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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