Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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