I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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