Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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