I hate your face
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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