we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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