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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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(805): View more from California

you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible

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(619): View more from California

Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

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(773): View more from Illinois

NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself

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(575): View more from New Mexico

She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.

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(347): View more from New York

Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes

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(801): View more from Utah

the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me

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