What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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