that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
