are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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