If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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