We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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