shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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