so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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