i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
where are my eyebrows?
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