don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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