Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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