"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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