We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
