i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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