You made me cry and you don't even care
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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