...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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