Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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