Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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