u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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