I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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