Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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