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(575): View more from New Mexico

This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.

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(816): View more from Missouri

We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?

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(760): View more from California

Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.

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