I got chris browned last night
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just puked most of my soul out..
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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