Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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