Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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