I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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