this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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