zippers are such a cool invention
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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