you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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