Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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