You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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