we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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