so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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